Just a little something before you go to lunch... A gay man finally decided he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, so he went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean that men put their penises into your anus?" "Yes mom they do." "And you put other men's penises in your mouth?" He says nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, I do." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, "Don't you dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!"