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Mary and her hole!

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    [Dec 1, 2006]
    Mary was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Mary?"


    "My goldfish died," replied Mary tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
    Mary patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your ******* cat."


    :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


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