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married toooo long

voorhees Jan 10, 2009

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about
    their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

    That night all three will wear black leather bodices, stiletto heels and a
    mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather
    bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of
    my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
    leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
    raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    The married woman:
    I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came
    home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask
    over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's
    for dinner, Batman?'
     
  2. motorbikez

    motorbikez Active Member

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    Cracker:laugh:
     
  3. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    lmao classic
     
  4. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Lol Very good!
     
  5. kaz219

    kaz219 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    LOL...
     

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