An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "Buta grandpa, I really don't lika tha guns. Howa about you leava me your Rolex watch instead." "You lissina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then......pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"