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Love in the morning..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by silver75, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. silver75
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    She is in the kitchen preparing lightly boiled eggs for breakfast.

    He walks in.

    She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

    His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she says, "Thanks for that," and returns to the stove.

    More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

    She explains: "The egg timer's broken." :kiss:
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    Good One...
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    :laugh:
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    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    :sex: very funny :laugh:
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    Defratos YouÂ’re Dethpicable!!

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    Looool nice :applaus:
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    you dredging up your exploits again?
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    silver75 Big Ron

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    yeh :(
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    ;) you rule!
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    filipharvey Amusing Tagline

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    Nicely!!!
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