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lost my 710 from the engine...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by kaz219, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. kaz219

    kaz219 Active Member
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    this may be a bit old but...


    Don't look at the pic until youve read the text



    >>>> Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
    >>
    >> A woman (Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for
    >> a
    >> seven-hundred-ten.
    >>
    >> They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is
    >> a
    >> seven-hundred-ten?"
    >> She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
    >> engine.
    >> I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
    >> The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
    >> her to
    >> draw what the piece looked like.
    >> She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then
    >> took her
    >> over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there
    >> a
    >> 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right
    >> there."
    >>
    >> Now look the photo to learn what a 710 is...

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  3. NHN

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    lmao, figures, what was her name Jordan, lol
     
  4. jojo

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    Still looks like 'OIL' upsidedown lol
     
  5. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Classic!!!
     

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