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lollies and car

rickparmar Aug 2, 2007

  1. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male

    "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

    How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

    "I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy."No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy

    "OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

    "NO," screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the nissan micra, you live with it."
  2. mac1403

    mac1403 Member

    I just bought the missus one of those LOL.....will print it out and leave it for her tomorrow......me thinks I will be making my own sarnies for the rest of the week
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

    Very funny.

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