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Loads of 'Chav' jokes - some new, some old...

L1 HCS Jan 31, 2007

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    - What do you call a Chav in a box?

    - What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

    - What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

    - What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

    - Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    - What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    - You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
    It might be your bike.

    - What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    - What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    "What you lookin' at?"

    - How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.

    - Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police

    - What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
    A liar.

    - What do you say to a Chav with a job?
    Can I have fries with that?

    What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
    Will the defendant please stand

    Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
    A Nova seats 4

    What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

    What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
    A start.

    Why did the Chav cross the road?
    To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

    What do you call a Chav at college?
    The cleaner.

    Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

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