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Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard...

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    [May 31, 2012]
    ...was shopping in ASDA this week, when he saw an old lady struggling with several overflowing shopping bags.

    " 'Scuse me luv..."
    he said to her, "...Can you manage okay?"

    "Pî$$ off!" she shouted back at him. "I don't want the fü&#îng job!!!"
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    [Jun 4, 2012]
    Blue nose? Not me. -Here's the back of my car:

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    -I just have to look at the funny side of all of this... -It's either laugh or cry!

    I am -and always have been- an enormous admirer of Kenny Dalglish. This whole thing has been like watching a slow-motion train-wreck. I really hope things get better... and I'd like to see Everton do well, too.
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