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Little Johnny

Grant Mar 15, 2005

  1. Grant

    Grant Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi RS3

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    Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher asked
    the children what their fathers did for a living.

    All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman, politician.
    Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
    about his father.

    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in
    front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with
    a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."

    The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and
    then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
    father?"

    "No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for Scotland, but I was too
    embarrassed to say."

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  2. DaveACQ20v

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  3. Markey

    Markey Active Member

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    LMAO....... HA HA HA
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Good one, good one.

    I'm sure i just read that in FHM or loaded. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  5. imported_disley

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    keep em commiin /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  6. S3tony

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  7. Japper

    Japper Ibis S3 Fan Club

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    nice one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  8. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    The shame of it ,
    but funny mate
     
  9. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    lol, so very true - watched 10 mins of the Scotland v Wales game only!
     

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