Little Jimmy asked for a bike for christmas and his dad said "we'd get you one, but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job"
Next day little Jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you goin'?? " The small boy replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pullin' out, then I heard her tell you to wait coz she was comin' too, and I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!!"
Next day little Jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you goin'?? " The small boy replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pullin' out, then I heard her tell you to wait coz she was comin' too, and I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!!"
