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Little Jimmy (again)

jdp1962 Mar 24, 2005

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Little Jimmy asked for a bike for christmas and his dad said "we'd get you one, but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job"

    Next day little Jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you goin'?? " The small boy replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pullin' out, then I heard her tell you to wait coz she was comin' too, and I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!!"
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Top joke JDP........ PMSL

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  6. TDI-line

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