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Little Jimmy (again)

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    [Mar 24, 2005]
    Little Jimmy asked for a bike for christmas and his dad said "we'd get you one, but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job"

    Next day little Jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you goin'?? " The small boy replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pullin' out, then I heard her tell you to wait coz she was comin' too, and I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!!"
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    Top joke JDP........ PMSL

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