A woman sitting in an Irish pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Paddy and Mick sitting at the next table turned to look at her. 'Kin ye swaller?' asked Paddy. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. 'Kin ye breathe?' asked Mick. The woman shook her head 'No!!! ' With that, Paddy walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Paddy swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his pint of Guinness. Mick said in admiration 'Ye know Paddy, I'd heard of the Hind Lick Manoeuvre before... But I tell ya, that's the first time I ever saw anybody do it...'