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Little April

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by neversaydie, May 13, 2005.

  1. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
    Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class.

    She called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

    When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.

    "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

    Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

    "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," And April fell back asleep.

    Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had their
    twenty-third child?"

    And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FCUKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

    The Teacher fainted.

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  3. CJ A4

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    HAHAHAHA /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif good one mate /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
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  5. ajmackie

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    that is awesome!
     
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    Nice one.
     
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    ROFL....... Excellent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     

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