1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Life after death

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by VWAddict, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. VWAddict
    Offline

    VWAddict Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2009
    Messages:
    656
    Likes Received:
    0
    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is life after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. -True to his word, he made the first contact:

    " Marion ... Marion "

    "Is that you, Bob?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.

    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

    "No...........I'm a rabbit in East Anglia!
    #1
  2. Sarah's A3
    Offline

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2010
    Messages:
    5,920
    Likes Received:
    5
    :lmfao:
    #2
  3. Nilz
    Offline

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    10,207
    Likes Received:
    4
    Very good!!!!
    #3
  4. crazy88
    Offline

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,807
    Likes Received:
    3
    haha, brilliant!!!
    #4

Share This Page