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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by necroeire, May 3, 2006.

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
     
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  3. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif very good
     
  5. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    That's a good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

    I nearly fell over when I saw the price of the new GS430 SE-L /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif
     
  6. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member
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    oh thats why their called lex-arse lmao
     

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