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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by treblesykes, Sep 3, 2008.

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    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about
    their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three
    will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
    with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
    "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night
    long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
    was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
    When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
    night.

    The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
    night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He came in the door, saw me and
    said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    WAHAHA! [​IMG]
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Lol very good
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    Very good.
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    LOL!!!
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