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Just some pointers in life...

bravepilot Mar 21, 2005

  1. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    >1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
    >laxative
    >on the same night.
    >
    >2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
    >has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
    >would be "meetings."
    >
    >3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    >
    >4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
    >want you to share yours with them.
    >
    >5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
    >that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
    >emerging
    >from her at that moment.
    >
    >6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
    >make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.
    >
    >7. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
    >gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
    >down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
    >
    >8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
    >person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
    >
    >9. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
    >built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
    >
    >10. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as
    >grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they
    >turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
    >
    >FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast
    >implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
    >2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
    >huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
  2. Rob W8

    Rob W8 Member

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    Very good BP
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Oh How true BP - /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Been busy BP. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    A good reflection on life /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  6. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Nice one mate
     
  7. CJ A4

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    Cool mate very true! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     

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