>1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a >laxative >on the same night. > >2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race >has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word >would be "meetings." > >3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > >4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never >want you to share yours with them. > >5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests >that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby >emerging >from her at that moment. > >6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to >make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21. > >7. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, >gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep >down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. > >8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice >person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) > >9. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur >built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. > >10. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as >grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they >turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. > >FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast >implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by >2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and >huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.