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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by damo.h, May 26, 2011.

  1. damo.h
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Just got back from the blind matserbating competition!! Think i did ok but not got a clue who came first

    Anyway

    My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 39 year old man with a 19 year old girlfriend they're just jealous !

    It totally ruined our 10th anniversary !!

    And

    Whilst there we had curried pelican. Not bad,
    but the ****ing bill was enormous.
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    very good
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    haha thats good m8
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