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  1. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
    and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to
    look at her.

    Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.

    The woman signalled

    'No!' desperately shaking her head.

    Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head

    No!!!

    With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
    yanked down her kn*ckers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
    her ar*e.

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
    flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

    Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

    Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
    Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"!
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha Ha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif Excellent... Great Aussie accent...
     
  3. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif hahaha
     
  4. beaker

    beaker Member

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    class!
     
  5. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    So very very wrong - but it's the first thing that's made me smile today so well done! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  6. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    Brilliant.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  7. S3Steve

    S3Steve Active Member

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    Awesome /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  8. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    LMFAO
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