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  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    > > One day while they were walking past the hospital
    > > swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
    > > He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    > >
    > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    > > bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware
    > > of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged
    > > from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
    > >
    > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I
    > > have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
    > > being discharged; since you were able to rationally
    > > respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
    > > of another patient, I have concluded that your act
    > > displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim,
    > > the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom
    > > with the belt to his robe right after you saved him I
    > > am so sorry, but he's dead."
    > >
    > > Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
    > > to dry. How soon can I go home?"
     
  2. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    Sick!, but midly amusing
     
  3. Nel

    Nel New Member

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    very funny!!!!
     
  4. S3tony

    S3tony Member

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    very good i like it.
     
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Mild, very mild. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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