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  1. German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK"
    says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn
    you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can
    do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the
    German
    produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie
    ze
    springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but
    complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill
    get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the
    springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She
    finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The
    sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
    German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the
    most
    sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
    before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing,
    what do you call that?"
    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
     
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    FiG New Member

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    Rob W8 Member

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    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Excellent ..../ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
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    dickys3 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Oldie but goodie! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
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    neversaydie Post Whore

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    Posted that one about four months ago, but still good! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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