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Joke Tuesday: How many forum members does it takes to change a

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by L1ARR, Apr 12, 2005.

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    * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    * 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    * 1 to move it to the Lighting section
    * 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    * 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    * 5 to flame the spell checkers
    * 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    * 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    * 3 standards zealots to point out that light bulbs have been deprecated in the LB 2.1 spec
    * 1 to call upon everybody to ignore this deprecation
    * 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    * 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    * 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    * 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    * 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    * 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    * 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    * 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    * 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    * 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    * 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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    Wow Dicky - you've certainly done your homework to get the numbers correct !!
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    Nice one **** Boy.

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    Oops meant Dicky Boy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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    but you missed the 5 postwhores who will double the length of the discussion purely by using graemlins:) and manage to change the topic to girls /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Good post tho /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif doh!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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    6 post whores Ian, 6. [​IMG]
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    6 post whores Ian, 6. [​IMG]

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    better make that 7 !
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    And also a few whores to go over the same subject. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    Again. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    And again. [​IMG]
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    Meanwhile, at the star wars convention...
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    Yes, that did take me ages to post.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    May the force be with you young padwan! [​IMG]
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    PMSL!!
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    PMSL!!

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    What does this mean? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif
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    [ QUOTE ]
    * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    * 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    * 1 to move it to the Lighting section
    * 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    * 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    * 5 to flame the spell checkers
    * 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    * 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    * 3 standards zealots to point out that light bulbs have been deprecated in the LB 2.1 spec
    * 1 to call upon everybody to ignore this deprecation
    * 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    * 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    * 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    * 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    * 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    * 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    * 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    * 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    * 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    * 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    * 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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    and then 1 mod to say "how long, 7 or 14 you choose".
    "Thread locked"

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    PMSL!!

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    What does this mean? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif

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    p!ss!ng myself laughing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif
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    And that was damm quick too.

    At 1 second from mmmmm, to ahhhhhhhh.

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    Well if it was Terri Hatcher who could blame me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    p.s just dont tell the wife!
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    Unless our wives are on here, we would be so busted. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    Yeah u know that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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