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Joke Tuesday: How many forum members does it takes to change a

L1ARR Apr 12, 2005

  1. L1ARR

    L1ARR Active Member

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    * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    * 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    * 1 to move it to the Lighting section
    * 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    * 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    * 5 to flame the spell checkers
    * 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    * 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    * 3 standards zealots to point out that light bulbs have been deprecated in the LB 2.1 spec
    * 1 to call upon everybody to ignore this deprecation
    * 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    * 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    * 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    * 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    * 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    * 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    * 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    * 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    * 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    * 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    * 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Wow Dicky - you've certainly done your homework to get the numbers correct !!
     
  3. TDI-line

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  4. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    Nice one **** Boy.

    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  5. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    Oops meant Dicky Boy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
  6. IanL-S3

    IanL-S3 Member

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    but you missed the 5 postwhores who will double the length of the discussion purely by using graemlins:) and manage to change the topic to girls /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Good post tho /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif doh!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  7. TDI-line

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    6 post whores Ian, 6. [​IMG]
     
  8. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    [ QUOTE ]
    6 post whores Ian, 6. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    better make that 7 !
     
  9. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    And also a few whores to go over the same subject. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  10. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Again. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  11. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    And again. [​IMG]
     
  12. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Meanwhile, at the star wars convention...
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  13. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Yes, that did take me ages to post.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  14. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    May the force be with you young padwan! [​IMG]
     
  15. TDI-line

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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  16. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    PMSL!!
     
  17. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    [ QUOTE ]
    PMSL!!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    What does this mean? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif
     
  18. leespears1

    leespears1 Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    * 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    * 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    * 1 to move it to the Lighting section
    * 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    * 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    * 5 to flame the spell checkers
    * 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    * 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    * 3 standards zealots to point out that light bulbs have been deprecated in the LB 2.1 spec
    * 1 to call upon everybody to ignore this deprecation
    * 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    * 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    * 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    * 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    * 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    * 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    * 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    * 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    * 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    * 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    * 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

    [/ QUOTE ]#

    and then 1 mod to say "how long, 7 or 14 you choose".
    "Thread locked"

    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shutup.gif
     
  19. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    PMSL!!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    What does this mean? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    p!ss!ng myself laughing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif
     
  20. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    And that was damm quick too.

    At 1 second from mmmmm, to ahhhhhhhh.

    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well if it was Terri Hatcher who could blame me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  21. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    p.s just dont tell the wife!
     
  22. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Unless our wives are on here, we would be so busted. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  23. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Yeah u know that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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