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Joke of the year - maybe?

hop2407 Jan 19, 2006

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    A man goes to the zoo.

    When he got there, there was just a dog, nothing else.......

    ......It was a shitzu.
     
  2. S4_dan

    S4_dan Fire up the Quattro! VCDS Map User

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    A jewish boy has been born with no eye lids.

    Rabbi's are gonna operate using old foreskins!

    His mother has rejected idea on the grounds that it might make him c0ck eyed!
     
  3. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Audi S4 Black Edition s tronic

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    Joke of the year?

    How about Sven-Goran Eriksson as the England football manager?
     
  4. DaveACQ20v

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    Apparently Jeremy Beadle has a very small penis........................ but on the other hand it looks massive.




    Elton John and his partner David have filed for divorce already. Elton says he is fed up with David having sex behind his back.
     
  5. Just Plain Old

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    As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    What is ET short for.

    Cos he has little legs.
     
  7. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!

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    Thanks JPO - your too kind... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     

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