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Joke of the year - maybe?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hop2407, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. hop2407

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    A man goes to the zoo.

    When he got there, there was just a dog, nothing else.......

    ......It was a shitzu.
     
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    A jewish boy has been born with no eye lids.

    Rabbi's are gonna operate using old foreskins!

    His mother has rejected idea on the grounds that it might make him c0ck eyed!
     
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    Joke of the year?

    How about Sven-Goran Eriksson as the England football manager?
     
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    Apparently Jeremy Beadle has a very small penis........................ but on the other hand it looks massive.




    Elton John and his partner David have filed for divorce already. Elton says he is fed up with David having sex behind his back.
     
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    As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
     
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    What is ET short for.

    Cos he has little legs.
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!

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    Thanks JPO - your too kind... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     

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