hop2407
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A man goes to the zoo.
When he got there, there was just a dog, nothing else.......
......It was a shitzu.
When he got there, there was just a dog, nothing else.......
......It was a shitzu.
Joke of the year - maybe?
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A jewish boy has been born with no eye lids.
Rabbi's are gonna operate using old foreskins!
His mother has rejected idea on the grounds that it might make him c0ck eyed!
Rabbi's are gonna operate using old foreskins!
His mother has rejected idea on the grounds that it might make him c0ck eyed!
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Apparently Jeremy Beadle has a very small penis........................ but on the other hand it looks massive.
Elton John and his partner David have filed for divorce already. Elton says he is fed up with David having sex behind his back.
Elton John and his partner David have filed for divorce already. Elton says he is fed up with David having sex behind his back.
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As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
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hop2407
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As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
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Thanks JPO - your too kind... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
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As it's only the 19th of Jan, I'll give it joke of the year.............. so far!
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Thanks JPO - your too kind... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
