1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

"Jesus Knows You're Here"

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. L1 HCS
    Offline

    L1 HCS Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,601
    Likes Received:
    6
    [Nov 25, 2010]
    [​IMG]


    [FONT=&quot]A burglar broke into a house one night.
    He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
    'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin,
    clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more,
    after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so
    he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
    heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
    looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
    beam came to rest on a parrot.



    [​IMG]




    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]'Did you say that?' he hissed
    at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
    'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
    watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
    huh? Who in the world are you ?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
    'What kind of people would name a bird
    Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a
    Rottweiler Jesus.'[/FONT]


    [​IMG]
    #1
  2. Ads

    Ads

    [Dec 21, 2014]

  3. Welly
    Offline

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    119
    [Nov 26, 2010]
    lol. My Rottie (Called Rufus) is the dumbest animal in the world. If you shout at him he wets himself and runs away, despite being 11 stone.

    It's weird to see that pic of the Rottie above with bared teeth, you forget how nasty they can be when trained that way, when you have one who is so dopey.
    #2
  4. Sock
    Offline

    Sock Shark in a Goldfishes clothing

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2010
    Messages:
    576
    Likes Received:
    18
    [Nov 27, 2010]
    Haha

    My mum is in the salvation army and is actually thinking of using that in one of her meetings!!!

    Absolute quality!
    #3
  5. lil_coz
    Offline

    lil_coz Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2007
    Messages:
    1,641
    Likes Received:
    19
    [Nov 27, 2010]

    They took the pic right before he was about to sneeze...
    #4
  6. voorhees
    Offline

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2005
    Messages:
    15,338
    Likes Received:
    1,309
    [Nov 27, 2010]
    lol good one Helen
    I used to babysit for a friend and he had Carla a big version of that,a big softy though.
    #5

Share This Page