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Jeses Goes to the Job Centre

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Hairy Ballbag, Apr 3, 2007.

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  1. Hairy Ballbag
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    [Apr 3, 2007]
    A joke from the 'New Boy'... hope it's not a repeat!


    One day, Jesus decides to come back to Earth but due to recent rises in house prices and council charges, he goes down the town centre to find work.

    The man in the Job Centre asks him, "What skills do you have?"

    Jesus replies, "Well, I was a carpenter last time I was here, so I might as well do that again."

    "OK. Let's have a look... Ah, right, I only have two vacancies at the moment, one in Narareth and one in Slough," he said, typong away at his computer, "Nazareth starts at £30k with weekends off - not bad! Slough only starts at £9k and you only get Sundays off... I'll put you down for Nazareth then."

    "No!" shouted Jesus, "I'll take the one in Slough, please..."

    "Why? Nazareth pays more than doube, you work shorter days and less of them and the weather's better... why do you want to work in Slough?"

    "Well, last time I worked in Nazareth... they nailed me with tax..."

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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [Apr 5, 2007]
    should that be Tacks?
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