evilbow
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>> JACK AND JILL
>>
>> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
>> I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
>> take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told
>> her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she
>> said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
>> large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
>> this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had
>> a single problem.'
>> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got
>> Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his
>> trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said
>> that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
>> 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
>> I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
>> removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said,
>> so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get
>> into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you
>> don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.
>>
>> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
>> I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
>> take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told
>> her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she
>> said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
>> large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
>> this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had
>> a single problem.'
>> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got
>> Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his
>> trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said
>> that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
>> 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
>> I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
>> removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said,
>> so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get
>> into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you
>> don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.
