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jack n jill

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by evilbow, Feb 26, 2009.

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    [Feb 26, 2009]
    >> JACK AND JILL
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    >> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
    >> I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
    >> take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told
    >> her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she
    >> said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
    >> large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
    >> this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had
    >> a single problem.'
    >> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got
    >> Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his
    >> trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said
    >> that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
    >> 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
    >> I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
    >> removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said,
    >> so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get
    >> into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you
    >> don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.

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