>> JACK AND JILL >> >> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When >> I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was >> take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told >> her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and she >> said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too >> large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in >> this family and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had >> a single problem.' >> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got >> Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his >> trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said >> that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. >> 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship and >> I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and >> removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, >> so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get >> into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you >> don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.