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its johnny again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DaveACQ20v, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. DaveACQ20v

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    Little johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mum what `love juice` is? So his mum says "well i think your father ought to explain that to you, when he comes in from work we`ll all sit down and explain it to you".
    So later they all sit down and johnny snr starts explaining, "when me and your mother try and make babies we start by kissing and cuddling to get each other aroused, then daddy needs to put his p3nis into mummys v4gina so we have to make sure she is aroused enough to produce `love juice`, this helps daddys p3nis go in and generally adds to the whole sensation"
    "BLIMEY" says johnny "so its got nothing to do with Tennis then?
     
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    LOL, bring on Wimbledon /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancing.gif
     
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    Excellent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
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    hahahaha very good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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