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its johnny again

DaveACQ20v Jun 16, 2005

  1. DaveACQ20v

    DaveACQ20v Member

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    Little johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mum what `love juice` is? So his mum says "well i think your father ought to explain that to you, when he comes in from work we`ll all sit down and explain it to you".
    So later they all sit down and johnny snr starts explaining, "when me and your mother try and make babies we start by kissing and cuddling to get each other aroused, then daddy needs to put his p3nis into mummys v4gina so we have to make sure she is aroused enough to produce `love juice`, this helps daddys p3nis go in and generally adds to the whole sensation"
    "BLIMEY" says johnny "so its got nothing to do with Tennis then?
     
  2. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    LOL, bring on Wimbledon /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancing.gif
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Excellent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  4. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    hahahaha very good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  5. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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