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Italian Pregnancy

JohnboyC Jul 23, 2008

  1. JohnboyC

    JohnboyC Member

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    Hey.....for amusement only...apologies if it upsets any italians out there !



    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.


    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'


    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in anArmani suitsteps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.


    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.


    Additionally, if a girl is born,I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.


    If a boy is born,my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins,they will receive a factory and $2 ,000,000 each.


    However, if there is a miscarriage,what do you suggest I do?'


    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.


    'You gonna try again.'






     
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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  5. Y 14RGE

    Y 14RGE Member

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    LIKE IT. HAHAHAHA:applaus:
     
  6. S38P

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    hahahahaha nice one..
     

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