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irishman in a bar...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. voorhees
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
    and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
    turn.
    When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three
    more.
    The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it;

    it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
    The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
    America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.
    When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember

    the days we all drank together."
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same
    way:
    he
    orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from
    each of them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in
    the bar notice and fall silent.
    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,

    "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
    condolences on your great loss."
    The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his
    eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..."






    "...I've quit drinking!"
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    rickparmar va va voom

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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    lol
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    Classic !!!
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    [Feb 19, 2007]
    haha, nice one!
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    PMSL !!!
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    oldie but a goodie
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    [Feb 20, 2007]
    exellent
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