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Irish quattro

james0808 Jul 15, 2008

  1. james0808

    james0808 Active Member

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    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
    checkpoint.

    Paddy, the Customs Officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is
    illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'

    'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts
    disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.'

    'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four.
    You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the
    law.'

    The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor
    over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!'

    'Sorry,you can't' responds Paddy,

    'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'
     
  2. Crazy-dee

    Crazy-dee New Member

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    lol :D
     
  3. S38P

    S38P Member

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    ROFMFL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
     

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