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  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the
    interviewee.

    "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds
    it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bendsover. The foreman gives her a good rogering.

    After he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says.
    "When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck."Monday, 8:00 sharp." Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production
    line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him.
    Rather startled and confused, the fella just looks at the secretary who says...

    "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand"
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif Excellent...
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    If only life was that simple. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  4. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    lol
     
  5. mickey_a6

    mickey_a6 Member

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    I think John Prescott was shortlisted for that job...............
     
  6. griffj

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I think John Prescott was shortlisted for that job...............

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    yeah,
    as the secretary, cos lets face it hes the biggest wa*ker in the country. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  7. dont beat around the bush griffj, come on, spit it out and let us know what you think!!

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