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voorhees Nov 2, 2007

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    Two Insurgent mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through
    pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Moe. He would be 24 now.'




    The other mom replies, 'I remember him as a baby.'



    Mom says, 'He's a martyr now.'



    'Oh, so sad, my dear.'



    Mom flips to another picture. 'And this is my second son, Cal.
    He would be 21.'



    'Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.'



    Mom sighs, 'He's a martyr, too.'



    'Oh gracious me,' says the second mother.



    'And this is my third son. My beautiful AL.! He would be 18.' Mom whispers.



    'Yes,' says her friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'



    'He's a martyr also' Mom says, with tears in her eyes.



    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Insurgent mother looks wistfully at the photos and says,



    'They blow up so fast, don't they?'
     
  2. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member

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    james0808 Active Member

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    motorbikez Active Member

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    :applaus: nice one
     
  5. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Groan.
     
  6. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    hehehehe
     

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