A man and his wife are in bed when a burglar breaks in and ties them both up.... as the crook is tying up the wife the husband see's him kiss her ear and then run off to the toilet.... the husband says to his wife, i think he wants you darling, i saw the way he kissed you, do as he ask's and we may get out of this ! be strong....i love you ! ..... the wife turns to her husband and says, he didn't kiss me.... he was whispering in my ear, i'm gay and looking for the vaseline ? so i told him it's in the toilet.... let's see whose bloody strong now !!!