Alright peeps, basically i'm going through one of those phases where i cant be arsed with my job. I normally go through one of these small phases once or twice a year & it got me thinking what would be your ideal sort of jobs? Here are some of mine 1. Top gear presenter 2. Rockstar 3. Beer sampler 4. Pornstar 5. An idiot abroad ( karl pilkington) 6. Bar/club owner 7. Traffic cop ( just to **** up people's days lol) What are your ideal jobs?