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I recently went to a zoo.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by necroeire, Nov 10, 2005.

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    All they had was a small dog, it was a schitzu!
     
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  3. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    Gawd 'elp us, Necro! If that's how you find entertainment, it's time you got a new hi-fi, methinks!
     
  4. TDI-line

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    Keep em coming NE.

    It was bad but made me chuckle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:





    "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."





    His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep you brainless idiot"






    The man replies to her, “I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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    Lol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  7. Broken Byzan

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    OH MY God, The old ones are the bestest
     

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