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I need a new secretary.........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hop2407, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. hop2407
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    Lads - I'm a bit unsure of this applicant based on her application (details below)..... however the company does have Spell Check...... waddya reckon - Employ ?

    "Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

    [​IMG]
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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif Heeeeyyy ok when can you start!
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    you could bet that everyone would be in on time every morning & work late with her in the office.

    I would
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    I'd want to work in stationary and help unpack her box /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    looks like all the boxes are ticked here...
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    lol, seen before, but still good.
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    Shotgun! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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