I need a new secretary.........

[hop2407]

Lads - I'm a bit unsure of this applicant based on her application (details below)..... however the company does have Spell Check...... waddya reckon - Employ ?

"Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

 

[CJ A4]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif Heeeeyyy ok when can you start!

 

[MikeA3]

you could bet that everyone would be in on time every morning & work late with her in the office.

I would

 

[CJ A4]

I'd want to work in stationary and help unpack her box /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[madvw]

looks like all the boxes are ticked here...

 

[TDI-line]

lol, seen before, but still good.

 

[johnnywb]

Shotgun! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif