A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group must not run around on me, must not beat me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person." On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. There sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically, "You are not expecting me to consider you, are you?? Just look at you -you have no legs!" The old man smiled. "Therefore, no chance to run around on you!" The old lady snorted, "You have no arms either!" "Therefore no chance to beat you." "Still good in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"