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husband dies

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by 10blazin, Apr 11, 2009.

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    A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It bloody hurts doesn't it!"
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