Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work >today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I not come work." > >The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I >feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her "give me sex." Makes >everything better, and I can go to work. So you try. " > >Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say, and I feel great. . . . I be at work soon. .... You got nice house."