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  1. Welly
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Can anyone enlighten me as to how Russell Brand has managed to pull the lovely Katy Perry?

    Just saw something about them on MSN - and I realised I hate him.

    I'd step over my own mother for a go on that! lol.

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    Hmmmmm. Yes please. :icon_thumright:
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    I'd step over my own mother for a go on that! lol.



    Really Mo Fo ??????


    must be his trouser sword
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    i gotta agree she is seriously fit!! nice voice too.. tho her and brand have been going out for ages, even over a year i think engaged and all sorts!


    She could do so much better deffo...... im far better looking than him! lmao! (aint got his money tho)

    maybe hes a girl not a bloke.... we all know she like kissing girls!! (ahhh what a lovely image in my head) ..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dohnuts........
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    It's not fair I tell you!!!
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    Brand may have the woman, but he doesn't have an 8L S3! :)













    B@ST@RDO!
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    I bet Katy Perry is lower maintenance and a better shag though..... :wub:
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    will deffo be lower maintenance..... as for the better shag, i cant say i have ever shagged A Car before! lol Tho i have F**ked plenty up! lol

    EDIT: can you stop saying katy perry and Shag in the same sentence please.... mildly moist comes to mind, and the kids are back from school now.....
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    I think Brand is wicked funny, but I still hate him for having Perry!

    She is so sexy!
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    No problemo dude.... I totally understand....

    Not personally got it on with a car either - but I can't imagine it being all that much fun for a bloke. lol.
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    bit dry i would think mate..... hahaha! Moving on.....
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    Indeed.... moving on..... LOL.

    In all seriousness though, that woman is so so fine. I don't know what it is about her!

    I'm not personally a Russell Brand fan (each to their own and all), which makes me dislike him all the more....
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    i heard she like men in ming blue A3s more than boys in there S3s.... something about smaller the arches bigger there.... :undwech:
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    You heard wrong! :eiertritt:
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    what... was only going to say bigger there garage seems when there A3s in it!! :jester: :moa:
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    Fame and money does wonders!
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    lol, Green is a funny colour on men with jealousy and envy lol, Sure she would love you all if she met you!
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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    she would not love me... .. im a born c**t, simple as that..... you gotta be of a certain breed to like me!
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