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How to get to Heaven from Scotland …

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

    Oct 10, 2006
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    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

    I asked them,
    "If I sold my house and my
    car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
    money to the church, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
    the garden and kept everything tidy, would
    that get me into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was

    By now I was starting to smile.

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
    gave sweets to all the children and
    loved my husband, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    Again, they all answered

    I was just bursting with pride for them.


    [FONT=&quot]I continued, [/FONT]"Then how can I get into heaven?"

    A six year old boy shouted,


    [FONT=&quot] "Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...[/FONT]

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