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Discussion in 'The Welcome Section' started by lumbuddy, May 21, 2011.

  1. lumbuddy

    lumbuddy New Member

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    theres no surprises with an audi , you either treat it with respect or it out performs you. id be proud of owning mine , especially if i can fix it , but for now ive got electrical blues. history of the cars good , im owner nine. last driver unknown , the car has been scaffolded probably , barrel out etc and left illegally parked. i say that because it was not 100% roadworthy before the thieves target left them roadside , about 400yds , down. , 100% roadworthy because the battery was flat , and it had had a nasty scrape from a bus company. this car has just changed hands and obviously it is immobilised , not dainty. i have the key , its coded , but as the miniscule pieces i stare at crumble in my palm i wonder what is the smartest fix for the car , to hear the engine to enjoy the road.
    steering lock off (not sure) , first barrel out , teeth missing , springs sprung , code reader dangling , shelf out , white box exposed , ign wires twisted. i wanna hear the engine , drive the road.
    any clever answer will do.
    1995 coupe V6.
    ps ... im just a lad down the road and the scrapes nowt.
     
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  3. lumbuddy

    lumbuddy New Member

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    come and swallow my key !!!
     
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    I would welcome you fully, but tbh mate, you been on the sheberts as I've read your post now 3 times & I really havnt got a scooby wtf you're on about lmfao.

    Care to expand on this in some legible reading sentence, what exactly are your car issues, kind of reads that the car was nicked & now its seriously damaged wiring wise & you want us to advise how to fix it, is that what I read?
     
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    thats it , thanked links to 12V org , some interest , but good english please.
     
  6. lumbuddy

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    nhn. tricky to stick a button on it , knowledge of wiring experience welcomed. yes huge gash in dash but the car ran lovely before its rough disregard.......... whats your tractor?
     
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    i'll have whatever your on lmao let you out early did they
     
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    wow haha.

    I thought u were attempting to write a poem with that first post.
     
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    lmfao Roald Dahl at his best lmfao
     
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    tyrrelll Lukey.T

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    HAHA
     
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    I read this thread last night after a good few beers and I was really concerned the alcohol had affected my ability to read. Even now I'm sober, I'm still none the wiser.
     
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    The more I try reading the first post the harder it gets to understand ha! too funny
     
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    Prozac related
     
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    drugs?
     
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    i think he is using something like google translate which is not working to well
     
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    it says he is in the uk look at his location "sheffield "
     
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    ......? nope, not a clue what your on about
     
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    It did say shneffield initially tbh lmfao
     
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    ... you bought a stolen car?

    ...the thieves stole it and then found it was a **** car and only got 400 yards down the road with it?

    ...that just doesnt add up mate

    ...you've bought a shed?

    ...thats a start :)

    ....they key is falling apart in your hands? ... or the lock barrel

    yes, that what the thieves thought too


    A picture is worth a thousand words.... or an infinite number

    ...again, yes
    ...ditto

    Audi 80 B4 2 door V6?

    ...you live down the road? oh ****!
     
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    lmfao brilliant lmfao
     
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    :lmfao:
     
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    Ah I love this thread
     
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    oh lol didnt see that nige haha
     
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    a prime example of why we shouldnt smoke crack :salute:
     

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