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Hell hath no fury....

jdp1962 Mar 17, 2005

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    Curtain Rods

    She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

    When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

    Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

    Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...

    Repairmen refused to work in the house... The maid quit...

    Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

    A month later, even though they had cut their pr ice in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

    Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

    Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth... But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

    A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...
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    ..... including the curtain rods.

    I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU
     
  2. imported_unkle

    imported_unkle Guest

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    Cruel, but funny!
     
  3. DaveACQ20v

    DaveACQ20v Member

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    quality /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Women, can't live with them, can't live without them ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Ahhhhh yeah women really are cleverer at times.....they will always try to get you in the long grass! BEWARE and BE WARNED!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif
     
  6. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Ah TDI i see you have joined me as a newbie on St Paddies day ....Top of da mornin to ya mucker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  7. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Maybe we should just think <font color="pink"> </font> pink (NSD) thoughts and be /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif. Staying one step ahead of the venomous asps.

    Maybe not. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  8. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    be /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif on your own mate i have a kid on the way and the world is Fecked up enough without the poor nipper having a mum and a /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif daddy /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  9. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Top of da evening to ya CJ, heres a quick Patricks day joke.

    Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk !!
     
  10. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif good one me old mucker
     
  11. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gifdad, thats /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  12. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  13. fallmonk

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    Brill mate ,
    never EVER mess with woman , you will never win!
     

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