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Have i lost the plot?

imported_fobber Jan 30, 2006

  1. imported_fobber

    imported_fobber Guest

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    Ok lets talk headlight washers. Every now and then, when i use the washers on my windscreen, i see a mist come of my headlights. This is more noticable when i have my headlights on.

    I have just spent 10 mins in the carpark trying the see if there are any jets pointing at my headlights or if the bit of plastic opens.

    Does anyone have any ideas or should i book in ffor the nut house now? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  2. Cupramax

    Cupramax Uber pimp meister

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    Headlight washers only work with the headlights on as far as i know. The little plastic cover on the bumper pops up like an alien /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  3. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    no comment
     
  4. Eeef

    Eeef Lord of War

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    If you've got the 'bit of plastic' you've got headlight washers, as it says above, they pop up when required.

    Park next to a plate glass window and you should be able to see them do their stuff.
     
  5. The mist you see if the heat from the headlights evaporating the water from the washer jets.
     
  6. mikep

    mikep Member

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    Do you have Xenons? If so, washers are compulsory in the EU, its a good way of spotting aftermarket Xenons.

    If you don't have Xenons, you must have ordered them and need checking into the nut house, I know several good ones, most of us on the forum live in them from time to time (24/7, 365)!!

    Now where's my funny white coat?
     
  7. Amchlolor

    Amchlolor Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    If you don't have Xenons, you must have ordered them and need checking into the nut house

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    To be fair,he may not have actually ordered them.
    He may have bought a used or already-built car.
     
  8. JaminBen

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    www.cliniquedemiremont.com I've got a room waiting for you ;-)

    As the others have said, the headlight washers pop out when the headlights are on and when the windshield washers are called into play. Have someone actuate them whilst outside the car, it's actually pretty funny to watch.
     
  9. stevieboy

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    But I do live in a nut house!

    It's an ex Secure Psychiatric Hospital that's been converted.

    Ideal.

    Funny, I felt at home here as soon as I viewed it.....
     
  10. mikep

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    stevieboy, how's the rubber room, fnar fnar!

    bowfer, good point....
     
  11. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    [ QUOTE ]
    The mist you see if the heat from the headlights evaporating the water from the washer jets.

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    Don't be special... [​IMG] /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    The headlight glass gets no way near hot enough... it's purely becuase it's a high pressure jet sprayed over a wide enough area to do any good and the jet is very close to the surface it's spraying on...
     
  12. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    no comment again
     
  13. Eeef

    Eeef Lord of War

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    Knowle?
     
  14. beaker

    beaker Member

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    The headlight washers come on if you activate the windscreen wash for longer than a second or two. Makes a nice misty flash at night.
     
  15. mikep

    mikep Member

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    special.... that's a form of compliment isn't it?
     
  16. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    special.... that's a form of compliment isn't it?

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    Yep... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
  17. stevieboy

    stevieboy Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Knowle?

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    Close but no cigar.

    30 miles north from Knowle
     
  18. stevieboy

    stevieboy Member

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    stevieboy, how's the rubber room, fnar fnar!

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    Good........ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif
     
  19. imported_fobber

    imported_fobber Guest

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    I have got Xenons and had the car since new.

    Looks like i will be spending the morning in the car park again seeing if i can get them to pop out.

    I really do need a life /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  20. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    The washers only work with the lights on and I think they wash the headlights every third wash of the windscreen.

    To force them to pop out wash the windscreen and hold the wash for a few seconds and it will activate the headlight wash as well.

    J.
     
  21. imported_fobber

    imported_fobber Guest

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    Yep. Done it.

    Even took a video on a mobile phone.

    How cool was that. Thanks guys.
     
  22. Eeef

    Eeef Lord of War

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    I refer you to your previous comment /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
     
  23. mikep

    mikep Member

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    sad.........
     

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