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Has someone died??

damo.h Jul 23, 2011

  1. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    My dyslexic mate said someone had died in an army warehouse!
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Haha
    Any more or to soon?
     
  3. AR-rkon

    AR-rkon Mod back in a "B" Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep Team V6 Team Silver Audi A6 Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Amy Winehouse was found lying glassey eyed, not moving and giving no sign of life whatsoever. Anyway, enough about last Tuesday...
     
  4. gary3306

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    What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Alex Ferguson?


    Fergie can still play Giggs
     
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  5. AR-rkon

    AR-rkon Mod back in a "B" Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep Team V6 Team Silver Audi A6 Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Reports just in that the Colombian economy has crashed.

    The government has put the blame solely on the demise of their biggest export buyer.
     
  6. Sock

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    Apparently her dealer is now looking for employment
     
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  7. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Police say her last email sent said, don't bother comin over valery.
     
  8. Sock

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    Lol!
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Elton John will be singing at Amy winehouse's funeral. He said I will be doing a lovely rendition of candle under the spoon .
     
  10. Sock

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    I'm not trying to say she took a lot of drugs, but apparently she was found dead on the ceiling
     
  11. Sock

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    Anyway, before we all start making jokes about poor Amy Winehouse just take a minute to think about how her friends are going to feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out...
     
  12. S4 Muzza

    S4 Muzza oww! my giant blue head!

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    Amy Winehouse found dead in her flat. Pete Docherty also at the scene, he was found sniffing her crack....
     
  13. Sock

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    The world now knows about the death of one of our biggest stars, although we all know they had it coming with there pale skiing and slits for a nose,

    RIP voldemort
     
  14. Peachy

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    So, Amy Winehouse is dead. To be honest, we all saw it coming. But Rupert Murdoch knew about it two months ago.

    Wow Amy Winehouse is dead. Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.

    Amy Winehouse's debut album was called 'Frank'... How ironic, maybe she should have talked to him.

    Keep hearing Amy Winehouse being described as a 'Wasted talent'. Fair enough she was always wasted, but was she that talented?
     
  15. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Haha **** fecker

    What's the diff between AW and jack D.

    Jack D comes to life when you add coke ;)
     
  16. Ritch7

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    lol these jokes!
     
  17. Ritch7

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    keep em comming!
     
  18. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Apparently Alex Higgins and George Best are having a field day as they heard Heavens getting a Winehouse!!
     
  19. S4 Muzza

    S4 Muzza oww! my giant blue head!

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    Amy Winehouse's ashes are expected to have a street value of £150 a gram!
     
  20. Sock

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    What's the difference between Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse? Clarkson is still on Top Gear

    What has Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse got in common? They both had a ten year old crack addiction.

    Can all those waiting to tell a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line, it's what she would of wanted.

    If only there was a newspaper that could tell us the communications between Amy Winehouse and her inner circle of friends and family immediately prior to her death.....
     
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2011
  21. Reesy

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    What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit?

    Her last one.
     
  22. Sock

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    In a failed attempt to help Amy winhouse before she died, not even gavin from autoglass could fix her crack problem!

    To mark the occasion of her funeral I'm having an Amy winhouse tribute day today, I don't have any of her albums so I'm just going to sit in my flat and get absolutley wrecked!
     
  23. gary3306

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    Rupert Murdoch says he is deeply touched by all the sympathy voicemails left on Amy Winehouses mobile phone
     
  24. Sock

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    Nan's liver transplant was a complete success, however since she came round she has an irrational craving for methadone and **** tattoo's
     
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    Amy Winehouse bumps into Princess Diana in heaven and asks "why is your Halo black"?

    Diana replies "you must still be out of it luv, its a f***ing stearing wheel"!
     

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