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miw615 Apr 3, 2013

  1. miw615

    miw615 Member

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast
    when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

    The man walked up to the car and asked,
    'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'

    'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'
    'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck
    My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have
    to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo.

    They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
    them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
    to the zoo for me ?
    I' ll give you £100 for your trouble..'

    'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde.
    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
    seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
    their seat belts.
    Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the
    heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!!

    There was the blonde walking down the street and holding
    hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a
    big crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran
    over to the blonde.

    'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded,
    'I gave you £100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

    'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money
    left over --- so now we're going to Sea World



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