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Hairdresser's Car

abmunro Aug 21, 2004

  1. abmunro

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    In your opinion

    What constitutes calling a car " A Hairdressers Car"

    For me I tend to think

    Usually 2 seater sports with hairdryer for engine.
    or just looks Pretty
    or the new Beetle. ( comes with vase on the dash )

    remember thats only my opinion

    Which cars would you put in that catogory
     
  2. AndyMac

    AndyMac Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    White MX5 (actually a receptionist @ a hairdressers car)
    Ka convertible
    Z3
    Bright Coloured Vitara
     
  3. In my opinion the Pug 206 cc is a real "hairdressers car". It may be a nicely styled car with a 2.0 lump in it, but could you really see a bloke looking better in one than a sexy blonde with her fit brunette friend in the passenger seat!! no me neither. That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.

    Also consider;
    Ford Puma
    Vaxhaul Tigra
    BMW Z3


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  4. scoTTy

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    A car that looks like it should be sporty but actually has a wimpy engine.

     
  5. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Jonny S3 said:
    That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.



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    So men don't cut hair, then?
     
  6. [ QUOTE ]
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    Jonny S3 said:
    That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.



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    So men don't cut hair, then?

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    Most male hairdressers are gay so not much difference between them and a bird. That said, most either can't drive or choose to drive the more girly type cars /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
     
  7. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Jonny S3 said:
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    jdp1962 said:
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    Jonny S3 said:
    That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.



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    So men don't cut hair, then?

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    Most male hairdressers are gay so not much difference between them and a bird. That said, most either can't drive or choose to drive the more girly type cars /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kiss.gif

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    I have an idea. Let's have a competition to see how many sweeping generalisations it's possible to fit into one sentence. Winner gets to cut Jonny S3's hair.

     
  8. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Jonny S3 said:
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    jdp1962 said:
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    Jonny S3 said:
    That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.



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    So men don't cut hair, then?

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    Most male hairdressers are gay so not much difference between them and a bird. That said, most either can't drive or choose to drive the more girly type cars /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kiss.gif

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    Any two seater 'jeep' type of thing.
     
  9. can't wait i could do with a hair cut!
     
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    Just Plain Old said:
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    Jonny S3 said:
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    jdp1962 said:
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    Jonny S3 said:
    That's what I think is a "hairdressers car" a car that looks nice but you could only ever see a bird driving it.



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    So men don't cut hair, then?

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    Most male hairdressers are gay so not much difference between them and a bird. That said, most either can't drive or choose to drive the more girly type cars /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kiss.gif

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    Any two seater 'jeep' type of thing.


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    OMG i can't stand those two seat Jeep things, saw one the other day and it had a fluffy cow print interior /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/vomit.gif
     
  11. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    I have an idea. Let's have a competition to see how many sweeping generalisations it's possible to fit into one sentence. Winner gets to cut Jonny S3's hair.



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    The last time I made a 'generalisation' , I upset some 'insecure' member and the moderators, apart from showing a distinct lack of back-bone, had a collective 'panic attack'!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

    I'll go and get the scissors now ................ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

     
  12. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    If upsetting people is the order of the day, then I'm going for the max by nominating the Audi TT as the ultimate hairdresser's car. It might have been a style icon when it was a concept car, but truth to tell, it's just a Skoda Octavia 1.8T in lingerie.
     
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    ................You never guess which car one of the hairdressers drives in Middlesbrough. ..................................
    a black S3 with Ali mirrors and 18"rstt's.
     
  14. Leddy

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    I'd say Suzuki cappuccino or Honda beat. Couldn't be more limp wristed!
     
  15. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Leddy said:
    I'd say Suzuki cappuccino or Honda beat. Couldn't be more limp wristed!

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    Yeah, but that's the point with them. They don't pretend to be what they're not.
     
  16. Just Plain Old

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    David R said:
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    Just Plain Old said:
    The last time I made a 'generalisation' , I upset some 'insecure' member and the moderators, apart from showing a distinct lack of back-bone, had a collective 'panic attack'!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif


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    That's an interesting view on what happened. I would, of course, disagree.

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    No doubt!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  17. DavidR

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    Just Plain Old said:
    No doubt!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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    Another generalisation perhaps?
     
  18. Leddy

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    All generalisations are bad /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  19. excursion

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    Except ones that are good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  20. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    Leddy said:
    All generalisations are bad /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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    But invariably true ........

    David R,
    As You didn't reply to my PM, I assumed you wanted to 'drop it'?
     
  21. Gambba

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    It's not the car that makes the car it's the hairdresser that drives it.....

    An MX5 for instance, although not my cup of tea, is a lot of fun to drive and more of a drivers car probably than my girly A3 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  22. Gambba

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    Jonny S3 said:
    Most male hairdressers are gay so not much difference between them and a bird. That said, most either can't drive or choose to drive the more girly type cars /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kiss.gif

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    Ah huh......I think some of my best friends girlfriends would disagree on that point, and looking at them girls they know what they want and how to get it!!
     
  23. noodle

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    Not truely a hairdressers car agreed, but what about the 'Smart' car?

    I pass a chap in the mornings who drives one who's dressed up to the nines, with a bow tie, the whole deal and I just can't help but think - Why? If I was living in a city then maybe, just maybe - otherwise forget it.

    I agree that are maybe funky but would you drive one everyday?
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  24. DEANO

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    First of all i hope this only applies to LADIES 'HAIRDRESSERS' rather than someone like myself, who is a 100+% HETREOSEXUAL Gents BARBER, who happens to be currently driving a S4 Avant(2003 model), fair enough my previous car was a TT 225 Roadster which i bought new back in Aug '01, but i still disagree that's a 'Hairdressers' car!!!!!
    Secondly i wear a suit to work everyday (maybe not all the time with a tie), most of the time if not all the time ,it's compliments all round regarding my smart appearance, but i didn't realise there was a dress code in my job!!!!!
     
  25. Leddy

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    ...rather than someone like myself, who is a 100+% HETREOSEXUAL Gents BARBER,

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    Deano, you're not suggesting there are other types?

    You should know we don't stand on stereotypes around here!!!
     
  26. Ess_Three

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    Gambba said:
    I've never come across one who isn't relatively....ummmm....limp wristed /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif


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    A bit 'light on the loafers', so to speak? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  27. AndyMac

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    Have to agree with Gambba, the SMART is totally practical as a town car, which disqualifies it from this category. I think to be a bonafide HD car it has to be a soft top, don't know why, maybe it's the fact you need to go to the hairdressers after driving one.
     
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    maybe it's the fact you need to go to the hairdressers after driving one.

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  29. noodle

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    AndyMac said:
    maybe it's the fact you need to go to the hairdressers after driving one.

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    second that /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  30. DEANO

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    Fair point!!!! You B*st*rds!!!Only joking with you sweet hearts /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/vomit.gif
     

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