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Guys, I'm coming out the closet.....

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  1. sam4191
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    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Hi all, I've just split with my missis after 5 years and have finally decided that brown is the way forward. Anyone give me some advice?
    Thanks
    Sam
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    Wrap it up and use plenty of lube!!
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    Make sure you open the door when leaving the closet.
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    is this the audi-sport equivalent of a facebook rape? or is he being serious?
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    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    No he's serious... Tryed it on with 'me at ADI.
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    It might have something to do with your tagline - "Brown passenger seat"?
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    :lmfao:.... Beautiful.
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    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Certainly I the equivalent of Facebook rape! Thanks Adam! (s3hodge)!

    Made me chuckle though!!!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:

    Good work.... :thumbsup:

    Genius.
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    lol good effort
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    wtf?¿
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    Mate that is not the way forward! I split from my bird after 5 years earlier this year and I've just been going around boning loads of other birds. Now that, my friend, is the way forward ;)
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    Lad
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    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    Suits you to the ground then JoJo :p
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    Where's Aythreeee when you need him.............................
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    Are you sure?Is there a whiff of lavender???
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    Eeewwww! Hope you're getting regular checks!!!!!!!! and wearing a mac!
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    Yeah, walk backwards!
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    LOL funny thread!!!
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    ...at the gym :eyebrows:
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    So when you say you're "coming" out the closet, do you mean................................



    nah, forget it.
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    lmfao good one
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    I've had better. :sex:
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    aythreeee on the pull
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    Hey Aythreee was your mate at the gym too, you never mention him anymore!! He's not gone off you has he?
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    Recently, after 5 years of being married, he left his wife. It all got too real after that.
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    Understandable. :laugh:
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    See post #1. :faint:

    ;)
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    :tapedshut::laugh:
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    About time this place had another random thread!!!! I have just laughed the whole time I read this thread.
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    pmsl classic brilliant movie
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