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Guys, I'm coming out the closet.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sam4191, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. sam4191

    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Hi all, I've just split with my missis after 5 years and have finally decided that brown is the way forward. Anyone give me some advice?
    Thanks
    Sam
     
  2. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Wrap it up and use plenty of lube!!
     
  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Make sure you open the door when leaving the closet.
     
  4. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    is this the audi-sport equivalent of a facebook rape? or is he being serious?
     
  5. S3 HODGE

    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    No he's serious... Tryed it on with 'me at ADI.
     
  6. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    It might have something to do with your tagline - "Brown passenger seat"?
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao:.... Beautiful.
     
  8. sam4191

    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Certainly I the equivalent of Facebook rape! Thanks Adam! (s3hodge)!

    Made me chuckle though!!!
     
  9. CHRIS555

    CHRIS555 DOPE with added OCD

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    Go and buy a BMW...........
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:

    Good work.... :thumbsup:

    Genius.
     
  11. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    lol good effort
     
  12. finesse

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    wtf?¿
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Mate that is not the way forward! I split from my bird after 5 years earlier this year and I've just been going around boning loads of other birds. Now that, my friend, is the way forward ;)
     
  14. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lad
     
  15. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    This thread is GAY!
     
  16. S3 HODGE

    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    Suits you to the ground then JoJo :p
     
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    Where's Aythreeee when you need him.............................
     
  18. johnnythepie

    johnnythepie Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure?Is there a whiff of lavender???
     
  19. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    Eeewwww! Hope you're getting regular checks!!!!!!!! and wearing a mac!
     
  20. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    Yeah, walk backwards!
     
  21. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    LOL funny thread!!!
     
  22. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    ...at the gym :eyebrows:
     
  23. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    So when you say you're "coming" out the closet, do you mean................................



    nah, forget it.
     
  24. NHN

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    lmfao good one
     
  25. Ads

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    I've had better. :sex:
     
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    aythreeee on the pull
     
  27. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    Hey Aythreee was your mate at the gym too, you never mention him anymore!! He's not gone off you has he?
     
  28. Ads

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    Recently, after 5 years of being married, he left his wife. It all got too real after that.
     
  29. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    Understandable. :laugh:
     
  30. Ads

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    See post #1. :faint:

    ;)
     
  31. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    :tapedshut::laugh:
     
  32. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    About time this place had another random thread!!!! I have just laughed the whole time I read this thread.
     
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    pmsl classic brilliant movie
     

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