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Guys, I'm coming out the closet.....

sam4191 Dec 6, 2010

  1. sam4191

    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Hi all, I've just split with my missis after 5 years and have finally decided that brown is the way forward. Anyone give me some advice?
    Thanks
    Sam
     
  2. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Wrap it up and use plenty of lube!!
     
  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Make sure you open the door when leaving the closet.
     
  4. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    is this the audi-sport equivalent of a facebook rape? or is he being serious?
     
  5. S3 HODGE

    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    No he's serious... Tryed it on with 'me at ADI.
     
  6. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    It might have something to do with your tagline - "Brown passenger seat"?
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao:.... Beautiful.
     
  8. sam4191

    sam4191 If In doubt, Flat out!

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    Certainly I the equivalent of Facebook rape! Thanks Adam! (s3hodge)!

    Made me chuckle though!!!
     
  9. CHRIS555

    CHRIS555 DOPE with added OCD

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    Go and buy a BMW...........
     
  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:

    Good work.... :thumbsup:

    Genius.
     
  11. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    lol good effort
     
  12. finesse

    finesse Active Member

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    wtf?¿
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Mate that is not the way forward! I split from my bird after 5 years earlier this year and I've just been going around boning loads of other birds. Now that, my friend, is the way forward ;)
     
  14. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Lad
     
  15. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    This thread is GAY!
     
  16. S3 HODGE

    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    Suits you to the ground then JoJo :p
     
  17. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Where's Aythreeee when you need him.............................
     
  18. johnnythepie

    johnnythepie Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure?Is there a whiff of lavender???
     
  19. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Eeewwww! Hope you're getting regular checks!!!!!!!! and wearing a mac!
     
  20. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Yeah, walk backwards!
     
  21. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    LOL funny thread!!!
     
  22. Ads

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    ...at the gym :eyebrows:
     
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    So when you say you're "coming" out the closet, do you mean................................



    nah, forget it.
     
  24. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    lmfao good one
     
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    I've had better. :sex:
     
  26. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    aythreeee on the pull
     
  27. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Hey Aythreee was your mate at the gym too, you never mention him anymore!! He's not gone off you has he?
     
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    Recently, after 5 years of being married, he left his wife. It all got too real after that.
     
  29. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Understandable. :laugh:
     
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    See post #1. :faint:

    ;)
     
  31. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    :tapedshut::laugh:
     
  32. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    About time this place had another random thread!!!! I have just laughed the whole time I read this thread.
     
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  36. NHN

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    pmsl classic brilliant movie
     

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