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28v6 Mar 1, 2007

  1. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    For all you golfers out there.


    An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

    A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

    A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good

    An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks

    A sister-in-law -I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be

    A Sally Gunnell - it's ugly but it's still running

    A Kate Moss - thinned it

    An IRA shot - hitting a provisional

    A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole

    A Diego Maradonna - nasty five footer

    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't

    A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

    Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole

    A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

    A Cuban - needs one more revolution

    An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

    A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water

    A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")

    A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

    A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

    A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

    An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

    A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

    A Tony Blair - too much spin

    A Bin Laden - driven out, never to be found again

    Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't



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  2. TQS

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    Quality!
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Excellent....
     
  4. Stringster

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    LOL !
    Great. :)
     
  5. TRS1

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