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Golf Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by imported_Rooney, May 25, 2005.

  1. imported_Rooney
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    [May 25, 2005]
    A woman has just started to play golf then she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor.

    She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor?"

    One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"

    "I've been stung by a bee."

    "Oh really, where?"

    "Between the first and second hole"

    "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."
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  3. DaveACQ20v
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    [May 25, 2005]
    good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    ive heard it before but different punchline =
    "hmmm, that doesn`t leave much room for a plaster does it"
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    [May 25, 2005]
    Excellent....
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    [May 25, 2005]
    I prefer Dave's punchline though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
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    [May 25, 2005]
    hahaha Dave your punchline is a cracker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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