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  1. imported_Rooney

    imported_Rooney Guest

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    A woman has just started to play golf then she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor.

    She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor?"

    One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"

    "I've been stung by a bee."

    "Oh really, where?"

    "Between the first and second hole"

    "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."
     
  2. DaveACQ20v

    DaveACQ20v Member

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    good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    ive heard it before but different punchline =
    "hmmm, that doesn`t leave much room for a plaster does it"
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Excellent....
     
  4. Japper

    Japper Ibis S3 Fan Club

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    I prefer Dave's punchline though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    hahaha Dave your punchline is a cracker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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